We are The Chemo Thugs, welcome to Cancerland

Hello, I am A chemo thug-( a pharmacist I’d love to mug) I want ever pill he can offer -I’ve become a total NHS drug scoffer.

TOURS

After our debut gig at Bristol Race for life -I’m thinking of touring all the Oncology car parks of England,Wales and Scotland and with international funding pending perhaps a tour of hospices might be on the cards.

The songs are from our first (well only) album and I want you to sing- a- long loudly in every dull oncology waiting room . If you have a drip stand please enter out strickly come drip stand dancing awards. Come and be a pill popping NHS cancer gangster . Lets rock,cancer and roll……….

CHOOSE A SONG AND SING ALONG … then you could always generic viagra bangalore to CLIC Sargent or Cancer Research UK.

BALDLY GO

We baldy go
where no others have gone before
we chuck our hair products out of the bloody door
no time wasting shaving our legs
instead we just chill out and take expensive meds
Coz we’re worth it

FOODIE FIGHT

War on cancer, fighting is the key,
but can you hinder the advance
with a cup of herbal tea?

MEDITATE OR MEDICATE

What’s wrong with a good moan
When all’s said and done?
Moaning with tea and an iced bun
is better than committing a bit of arson.
Medicate or meditate?

CHEMO THUG

How to stalk your NHS pharmacist for the lastest best meds?

“I’m going in now
to make a drug deal.
Hope it’s good shit
cause I really need to heal.”

FECK CANCER

So once and all feck cancer,
‘cos that is the answer.
Be a pill-popping cancer gangster.